Tomorrows Newspaper Today

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  1. Mr Thundermaker

    Mr Thundermaker Delta Tau Chi

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    What would you do if today you woke up to find tomorrows newspaper. Being as its Tuesday, I would find the megamillions numbers for tonight and scan the obituaries to make sure it didn't kill me. Other than the obvious, how much info could you find if you were one day ahead of everyone else on the world's news? Mr T

    ps. I know there are more important things you can find in tomorrows paper today, I was just throwing out a couple of examples of where I would start. Stock market activity would be nice to know before it happened.
     
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    Read sports section, business section. Anything that could be used as an advantage.
     

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    I'd see if it was Groundhog Day.
     
  4. nipperwolf

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    That would be if it was the same paper you've been seeing for several days. :supergrin:
     
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    Wait a minute......didn't I just read this same thread yesterday?:shocked:
     
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    probably not even notice into tomorrow became today and I started reading the same articles again...then get really pissed for not taking advantage
     
  7. RWBlue

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    What, you mean it hasn't ever happened to you?





    You do know that they was a TV show based on this premise.
     
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    I read this thread yesterday and waited until today to respond.
     
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    Early Edition, with Kyle Chandler. I walked into their filming area on accident many times when I was working in downtown Chicago. I used to love that show and was very bummed when it got cancelled.
     
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    I would move to Chicago and buy a bar and get a cat! :wavey:
     
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    Yeah but where are you going to find a blind black chick for a partner on such short notice?
     
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    Lottery, with the winnings I could do a lot of good.
     
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    I'de put an add in the paper! :rofl::rofl: :embarassed:
     
  14. mitchshrader

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    I'd say hey, I got a free paper, read it, and ignore the date entirely. :)