Toilet Tissue

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockworks, Dec 9, 2018.

  1. Glockworks

    Glockworks Thank God for Prez Trump and VP Pence!

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    Now I realize this site is seen world wide and I realize other areas of this planet do things differently and please, feel free to comment. Here in the US I think we have been apparently embroiled in a HUGE controversy. It goes to something as basic as this, which way is the proper way to hang the roll of toilet paper? Around the year 1971 I was a lad of 10/11, and I read in an Ann Landers column her answer that I thought settled this issue. She said you hang it with the roll rolling outwards. Well then I today (2019) read in the Readers Digest online that this is not settled law, so to speak. I read on and wish to share with you, what should be in essence, at least here in the US, the final word.

    https://www.rd.com/culture/hanging-toilet-paper-wrong/

    With this being what it is, finally we have the answer :cheers:many of us have, of course, had many a sleepless night worrying over this issue. And yes, we have first world problems here.:crazy:
     
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  2. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    I've always been of the opinion that "over the top" is the correct way...............unless you have cats!
     
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    Hang it whichever way pleases the one who analyzes it...the woman...
     
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    Mahalo_.357sig #787 Top Gun .357sig

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    You guys use toilet paper?
     
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    glock collector

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    Another one of those crappy threads, I am tired of this sheet.....
     
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    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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    If you have a pet, you put it against the wall. If not, it is easier to reach away from the wall.
    Does it need to be more complicated than that?

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    Studies show that most people who have the roll 'over the top' (reads: backwards) usually also drinks flavored foo-foo coffee and pees sitting down.
     
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  12. pittpa

    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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  13. Glockworks

    Glockworks Thank God for Prez Trump and VP Pence!

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    This might become a sheety thread, we best be careful.
     
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    Victor Dubya The Kindly Curmudgeon

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    She may be busy in the dog doo doo in my yard thread.
     
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    She just seems to have a weird fascination with these threads. Won't pee in the shower but loves playing with poo for some reason
     
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    Over the top unless you're backasswards.
     
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    Whatever way "She who must be obeyed" wants it !
     
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    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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    I hope the mods are watching this closely. Toilet paper and oil change interval threads can get rowdy.
     
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