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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Nov 14, 2004.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Toilet Seat
    It isn't widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by a Polish scientist in the 18th century. The invention was later modified by a Jewish inventor who put a hole in the seat.

    Ten Commandments
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!

    It creates a hostile work environment.


    Zero Gravity
    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
    To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity,
    upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
    The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again soon
    --enjoy paying them.


    Our Constitution
    "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and heck, we're not using it anymore, anyway."
     
  2. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

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