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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 29, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
    husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her
    next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

    At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're
    finally together."

    A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean
    her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

    The priest says, "I mean her legs."