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Toddler's Creed

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If I want it,
    it's mine.

    If I give it to you and change my mind later,
    it's mine.

    If I can take it away from you,
    it's mine.

    If I had it a little while ago,
    it's mine.

    If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else,
    no matter what.

    If we are building something together,
    all the pieces are mine.

    If it looks just like mine,
    it's mine.
     
  2. joegerardi

    joegerardi Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    Okie:
    That sounds like a wife's creed also!

    ..Joe
     

  3. ATI_RAGE_

    ATI_RAGE_ 1911 Fanatic

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    About 25 min after i read this, I got attacked by the toddler who wanted my hat, anyhow when he didn't get it he got his plastic bat walloped me in the eye, I gave him the hat. And after getting hit he sais "MINE!"
     
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    GirlWithAGlock Happy Camper

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