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to good to eat all at once

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scott mcdonald, Jul 10, 2004.

  1. scott mcdonald

    scott mcdonald DAWGSM G-19

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    salesman walked up to a farmers door while he was waiting for
    some one to answer he noticed a pig with only three legs.when the
    farmer answered the door.after the talked for a while the
    salsman said what happen to your pig.the farmer said o thats a
    special pig.what do you mean.well my barn caught on fire in the
    middle of the night and the pig woke me up to let me know.and
    one of my kids were swiming in the pond and started to drown
    and the pig came and got me and took me to the pond.that is a
    special pig.but why does he have one leg missing.

    well you don't eat a pig like that all at one time.

    ;z
     
  2. BLAZE

    BLAZE

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    "Old McDonald had a farm.E-I E-I OOOO."
    "And on that farm he had a Pig E-I E-I Oooooooo"
    "With an oink oink here and a oink oink there. Here a oink there a oink. Everywhere an oink oink.Old McDonald had a farm.E-I E-I OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
    :) :) :) :) :) ;f
    j/k
     

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    BLAZE

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