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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 25, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?

    She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

    He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.

    Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

    She says "The egg timer's broken!"
     
  2. vafish

    vafish

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    My wife usually boils the eggs a little longer than 30 seconds.