Time to buy a Harley!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 3, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    Apr 14, 2003

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
    together. One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
    avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
    chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the
    chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
    friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
    began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse
    thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
    underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he could
    then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
    pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)

    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"