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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by r3dot, Jan 12, 2017.
Note to self:
Meet r3dot at a bar.
Small world. Me too. Only with me, tequila makes me say things that make people want to punch me.
does tequila make your clothes fall off?
If we're going cheap, I kinda want some Mickey's malt liquor. Y'all ****** like Mickey's malt liquor?
Mental note, do this, -
Then this -
Abra-ca-dabra... r3dot buys the booze.
I are a jenus.
Only if you ask nice... Or you've got 50 cents in your pocket.
Not the black guy kind... The money kind.
Mickey's big mouth? Who doesn't? Especially with Tecate testicles.
I see you've met my former mother-in-law.
She can be an ass but I like her.
I could totally get into her.
Depending of course on the size of your flashlight.
You've been through Virginia, you probably have.
There's some things that even Clorox can't get clean.
I drank a lot of that stuff!
We dated for a bit.
Kinda a biter.
Had to move on.
Yeah, woman could eat an apple through a chainlink fence.
Can't say as I blame you, Though I wish you'da kept her around a while longer... I got a pecan tree in the backyard that needs to be brought down.
Suck one or eat one?
Eat one. The suckin' was saved for when the Harley or Chrysler wouldn't start.