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Tiger Woods

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.

    The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

    "Mornin' bye" says the attendant.

    Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

    As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

    "What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees" replies Tiger.

    "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfie.

    "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.

    "Freeckin Jaysus" says the Newfie, "Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything".

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