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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, May 3, 2012.
Something every man needs to learn.
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I thought the three words they wanted to hear was "You're not fat".
I have no problem with saying I'm wrong when I truly am. But, you get in the habit of being apologetic and giving in too much and your lady will lose respect for you and will find another man to treat her like crap.
I have money.
This could be the best/worst thing to say in a room full of strippers
Please go shopping.
Wife told me I was wrong so much I didn't have a chance to get an apology in edgewise anyway. Ang God help me if I actually proved her wrong! Hell hath no fury...........
You lost weight?
Not true according to the late Anna Nicole Smith. During the trial when that elderly man she married died & his sons tried to stop her from getting his inheritance, the judge questioned her:
Judge: Mrs. Smith, how old are you?
Anna: Im 34.
Judge: How old was your husband when he died?
Judge: Well, Mrs. Smith, when did you realize you were in love with this man who was 63 years older than you?
Anna: At that very moment when he said those three wonderful words that every woman wants to hear from a man.
Judge: You mean I love you?
Anna: No; I cant breathe.
Just a rash.
Let's dine out.
Yes, it's huge.
Your so hawt!
"It's on Sale"...
Found a job!
You've got Mastercard.
half and half?
I'll pull out.