Three things.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. SARG

    SARG

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    Boy someone really hit the nail on the head???.. THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:


    1. COWS


    2. THE CONSTITUTION


    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS





    COWS


    Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.





    THE CONSTITUTION


    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.





    THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.