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Three things you never want to hear in the Marines

Discussion in 'Veteran's Forum' started by FLMarine, May 23, 2004.

  1. FLMarine

    FLMarine

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    Three things you never want to hear in the Marines.

    1. A Lance Corporal who yells out "Hey, watch this!"

    2. A 2nd Lt who says, "It's been in my experience......."

    3. A Major who says, "I've been thinking."


    I told this joke to several of my instructor pilots while in flight and the one who thought it was the funniest was a Marine Major.
     
  2. jm_usmc

    jm_usmc Two eagles

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    fade2black USMC Veteran

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    That is SO true too!
     
  4. Steve in PA

    Steve in PA

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    Definitely sends shivers down your spine!!
     
  5. 4TS&W

    4TS&W 2A RKBA 4EVER

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    I thought it would be, "fix bayonets!"
     
  6. RussP

    RussP Super Moderator Moderator

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    From a Marine buddy:

    "#4-A gunny saying, let's have some fun with those rust pickers!"
     
  7. fade2black

    fade2black USMC Veteran

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    No, we look forward to hearing that because it means we are about to GET SOME! ;f
     
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    NetNinja Always Faithful

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    WORD! True True!!

    The jarhead principal.
     
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    AK_Stick AAAMAD

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    No, its best when the lifer gunny pushes back his helmet, puts his hands on his hips, chuckles and says now watch this ****....
     
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    It also true in the Army (just change name of the ranks). I would add that:
    2nd Lt: I've got idea
     
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    from a Gunny: I need a working party.;Q
     
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    We need 10 man detail;a
     
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    or when he says "You, you and espeacialy you have just volunteered........."
     
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    The most dangerous thing in the army: a 2nd Lt with a map and a plan!
     
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    Bonk Millennium Member

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    What's the difference between a pfc (E-2) and a 2nd Lt?

    The pfc has been promoted...:)
     
  16. BNSF

    BNSF 228th suxs big

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    Or the Army is better than Marines!
    Or that Lieutenant has plenty of experience as a former enlisted and he or she tells you he or she has and idea and you must follow it...
     
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    BNSF 228th suxs big

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    That is so wrong....I better leave this alone...:(
     
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    Of course its better ;f
     
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    BNSF 228th suxs big

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    I know it is, I am an Army Nurse :cool:
     
  20. usmcmonty

    usmcmonty 100% American

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    My Corpsman can beat up your nurse.