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Three surgeons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 28, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Three surgeons were playing golf together at a course near Boston and
    discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm probably the best surgeon in Massachusetts, because a
    patient of mine who is a concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I
    reattached them and 8 months later, would you believe she performed a
    private concert for the Queen of England?!"

    The next one said, "That's nothing. I had a patient, a young man who lost
    both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he
    won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are good but not at my skill level yet.
    Several years ago a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse
    head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
    was the horse's rear and a large nose; and now John is campaigning for
    president of the United States."
     
  2. 10hasteeth

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    I knew that God couldn't have made that face!;z ;z