Three sacks

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by milkdud, Jun 15, 2005.

  1. milkdud


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    Aug 7, 2003
    NW Florida
    There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunettes. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house.

    In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There are just three burlap sacks in here!"

    To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunette in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!"

    The officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there."
    So he kicks the one with the other brunette in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!".

    So the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!"
    Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"