three old ladies sitting in the park

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    lethal tupperwa

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    Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tillie - were sitting on a park
    bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude had a stroke. But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.