close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

"Three Nuns"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Mar 14, 2009.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    Messages:
    25,803
    Likes Received:
    5,074
    Joined:
    May 24, 2000
    Location:
    Beaumont,Texas
    "Three Nuns"

    Three nuns were attending a Cubs baseball game.

    Three men were sitting directly behind.

    Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area..

    In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

    Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 5O nuns living there."

    The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho.. there are only 25 nuns living there."

    One of the nuns turned around , looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

    "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL, THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

    :rofl:
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

    Messages:
    20,441
    Likes Received:
    1,532
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 1999
    Location:
    Hartford, Vermont
    I'll bet that there are more than a few . . .