Three Morticians

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.

    The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his seat belt and his head flew into the windshield. Took me all day to make the face look natural."

    Not to be outdone, the second mortician says, "You think that's bad? I had this guy in who got hit by a train while he was riding his bike. Took me TWO days to put all the pieces back together!"

    The third mortician just shook his head. "You guys have it easy," he said. "I had this female parachutist whose chute didn't open. She landed on a flagpole and it took me all week just to wipe the smile off her face!"
     
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    I don't care who you are, now that's Funny! :thumbsup:
     
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    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    I'd laugh at this one but my wife would disapprove.
     
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    Just ask her nicely.......... :laughabove: