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Three Italian Nuns

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 22, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

    He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

    The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

    The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

    The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

    St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

    "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

    He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says...."No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
     
  2. dhoomonyou

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    3 nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by st pete who says "before entry you must purify yourself"
    nun #1 dips her hands in the holy water and explains she once touched a man's private part.
    nun #3 pushes nun #2 out of the way and takes a drink of holy water, and explains she needed to do that before nun#2 SAT in it.