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Three gay men .......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by enhiesto69, Nov 5, 2002.

  1. enhiesto69

    enhiesto69 Oh daddy don't

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    Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
    happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
    discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

    The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a
    plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

    The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to
    scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

    The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going
    to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just
    one more time."
     
  2. TheEggman

    TheEggman ( Classified )

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    (Laughing my torn up a.. off)

    "Did that chili taste a bit burned to you???"

    ("Multiple punctuation marks at then end of a sentence are sophomoric"
    "Thank you mother.")

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