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Three Flies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jan 6, 2010.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.

    Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

    The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

    The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and
    takes a long swallow.

    The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches
    the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya b*****d! Spit it out!"
     
  2. AdobeGlock

    AdobeGlock

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    Ha Ha-that's a good one. I'll be tellin' that at work on Monday.
     

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    :rofl:

    I swear I know that Irishman!!

    :supergrin:
     
  4. ShotgunLobotomy

    ShotgunLobotomy

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    I always thought it was supposed to be the Scott that shakes the fly, jokeing on the Scotts temper and being thrifty.