three doctors

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  1. Jerry C

    Jerry C Millennium Member

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    Dec 29, 1998
    Three doctors were having coffee and bragging about their accomplishments over the years.
    The 1st doc said he had a man with 4 fingers cut off of one hand, he re-attached them and the man is now a concert pianist.
    The 2nd doc said he had a man with both arms cut off at the shoulders, he re-attached the arms and he is now an olympic swimmer.
    The 3rd doc said he had to deal with a woman who was riding a horse and was hit by a train. He said all I had to work with was a pile of hair and a horses' ass. He said she is now a senator in New York.