Three Bulls

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 2, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch, and that was not good news to any of them.

    The first bull says, "Boys, I've been here five years. We agreed that 100 cows were mine and, I ain't givin' him any of mine."

    The second bull says, "I've been here three years and have earned the right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine." I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

    The third bull says, "I've only been here a year, and you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of." I may not be as big as you guys yet, but I'm young and virile, so I MUST keep all MY cows."

    They finished there big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: The biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4800 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.

    The first bull says, "Ahem, You know, it's actually been some time since I really was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."

    The second bull says, "I have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay at the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not lookingfor an argument."

    They look at their young friend, the third bull, and see him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting up a storm.

    The first bull says, "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let HIM have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

    The third bull says,"Hell, he can have All my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
  2. Hairtrigger


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    Nov 30, 2002
    That reminds me of the 2 bulls standing at the top of the hill looking at a herd of cows. One bull is an old bull the other is a young