There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this, my Mom just bought strained plums!" The second baby says, "You think that's bad, my Mom just bought strained peas!" The third baby says, "You think you guys got it bad? How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!"