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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    You don't pay taxes; they take taxes.

    Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

    Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

    When it seems you can't forgive, remember how much YOU have been forgiven.

    Centipede: An ant built to government specifications.

    Go now, or forever hold your pee.

    "You want us to do WHAT?"
    -- Ancient Chinese wall engineer.

    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

    The hardest thing to disguise is your feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the bus for home.

    What is it about politics that turns otherwise decent folk into egotistical, narrow-minded bullies?

    A great actor can bring tears to our eyes.
    But then, so can an auto mechanic.

    A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

    The bad news is; time flies. The good news is; you're the pilot.

    Procrastinate Later.

    You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.

    Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

    Change is good but dollars are better.

    A promise is a debt.

    He who hesitates is probably right.

    I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

    Better to bend than to break.

    This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

    You don't win the Silver. You lose the Gold.

    Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue and some never do.

    The parents of teens have something in common with the parents of babies; both spend a lot of time trying to get their kids to talk

    Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

    Jewish Mothers only offer advice twice, when you want it and when you don't.

    Everything happens for a reason, even if that reason is to make your life miserable.

    I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.

    Parents who defend their bratty kids are by far the scariest of all school bullies.

    Even though it's a cliché, it's true.

    Mary had a little lamb, some white wine, and a salad.

    Flatulence is nature's contribution to humor.

    It is better to have loved and lost, provided you don't have to pay alimony.

    Today's Special" is a fancy way of saying "Leftovers."

    A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

    To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

    If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

    Quantum Particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    Jul 29, 1999
    Ringgold, GA
    Now that is a clear sign to do a lot less thinking!