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This story is why my wife and I have had a long and happy marriage!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
    tranquility had long been the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and
    loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of
    their long and happy marriage.
    "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the
    Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon on a pack
    mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly
    said, "that's once." We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled
    again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a
    half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a
    revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest
    over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said,
    "That's once." And we lived happily ever after.