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This piece of string walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by gwalchmai, May 21, 2004.

  1. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    This piece of string walks into a bar. But he's hardly through the
    door when the bartender yells, "Hey, String! Get outta here!" Hours
    later, the piece of string is still trying to find a drink. So he
    ruffles his ends and contorts himself. As he goes into yet another
    bar, the bartender says, "Are you a piece of string?"

    The piece of string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."