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This one's REALLY BAD...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by -, Feb 18, 2004.

  1. Guest

    Don't say I didn't warn you:

    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

    She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

    They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

    She says, "Answer the door."
    He says, "But my face is a mess."
    She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

    He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
     
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  3. 9mm*starman

    9mm*starman Proud American

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    Ewwwwwwwwww ;0

    You're right, it's bad, but it's funny ;c
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Jesus H...Bad Bad you....hehehe!
    I smell a thread that's going to get locked!
     
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    J Sand Lost cause

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    Thats just wrong.;0