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This one about made me faint

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by tibis3383, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. tibis3383

    tibis3383 BAMF!!!

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    Cussin #101
    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

    "You know what? ' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we
    started cussing."

    The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

    The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
    gonna say something with hell and you say something with "***."

    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
    what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll
    have some Cheerios."

    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
    gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
    hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in
    his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks
    with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't
    be Cheerios."
     
  2. VANMAN

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