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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by davesglock30, Jul 6, 2003.

  1. davesglock30

    davesglock30

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    Think About This: (Statistics from the US Dept. of Health & Human
    Services)

    A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. !

    B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.

    C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

    Then think about this:

    A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.

    B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is
    1,500. !

    C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0000188.

    Conclusion:

    Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
    than gun owners.

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
    DOCTOR.

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
    doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure, I
    have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could
    cause people to seek medical attention.