This is funny as hell and sounds like someone we know

Discussion in 'Bluegrass Glockers' started by Berretta9, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. Berretta9

    Berretta9

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  2. Clyde

    Clyde Lost in KY Millennium Member

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    Lets get one thing straight





    I have never worked at the Mall



    Besides that information is classified






    :supergrin: :supergrin:
     

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    domzilla9 Phone Flinger

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    You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you put a tactical plug in your Glock's grip.
     
  4. Green Hell

    Green Hell Guest

    I don't care how many times I read that, it's still as funny as hell!
     
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    tacshooter0233 Armored Box

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    You know you're a mall ninja in training when you do gunsmith work to a Glock.
     
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    domzilla9 Phone Flinger

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    You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you spend sleepless nights agonizing over the decision, "Should I get the night sights with the yellow rear dots or the green rear dots....or ALL GREEN!!!...or, dare I choose ALL YELLOW!!!???? What will happen if I have all Yellow night sights and the perp is wearing a yellow shirt?"
    :mallninja:
     
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    Oh no, thats cold -blooded DOM!
     
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    domzilla9 Phone Flinger

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    Your Momma is so tactical, her carbon fiber leg has a picatinny rail on it.
     
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    That...made milk shoot out of my nose.

    You owe me a new keyboard Dom.
     
  11. 45gunner

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    Hey. I have a carbon fiber holster for my Glock.
    So what the big deal if I want to go Mall Ninjing a little.

    Your all just jealous because your all mall Mall Ninja wantabes.
     
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    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    This has become a modern classic! :rofl:
     
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    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    The Mall Ninjas need to take their lithium on a regular schedule.

    :shocked: :rofl: :animlol:
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    The web site's developer is an arse, he doesn't use windows and the site barely supports IE.

    I use Firefox and his editorial comments suck, I tried IE thinking the format was the issue of the browser used.


    Freaking Jerk, cro mag, communist impotent moron!

    :upeyes: :rant:
     
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    In honor of this thread (nods to Dom) I have installed a tacticool Quad-Rail on my AR as of today.

    Also, I have installed a "Laaazzsser" on the right side so when I sweep the firing line, everyone can see how wikked kewl I am.

    KYGunDoc, If you can I need you to zero two more "Laaazzssers" so that they triangulate a 1 centimeter spot at 30 meters.

    Final note: Does anyone know which brand of Duct Tape is best for securing a third trauma plate onto my back? I routinuely find myself dodging fire from 20mm DU Vulcan Autocannons and Im afraid my luck is about to run out.