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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    The "Whys" of Men:
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    >1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    >(because they are plugged into a genius)
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    >2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
    >(they don't have enough time)
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    >3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    >(they don't stop to ask directions)
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    >4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
    >(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
    >
    >(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
    >
    >5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    >(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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    >6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    >(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
    >
    >7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    >(don't know.....it never happened)
    >
    >(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
    >
    >And the winner is:
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    >8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH
    >(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
    DUCK!
     
  2. Mr. Slithers

    Mr. Slithers M.F.I.C.

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    VAPOR LOCK!!!!!! ROTFLMAO
     

  3. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Vapor Lock.....oh man I think I just pissed myself!

    LMAO ;f ;e ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f
     
  4. ArmyCop

    ArmyCop

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  5. scott mcdonald

    scott mcdonald DAWGSM G-19

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    now i know why some women cant talk douring sex;p ;9 ^5 ~2 ^b

    vapor lock thats it