The "Whys" of Men: > >1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? >(because they are plugged into a genius) > >2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? >(they don't have enough time) > >3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? >(they don't stop to ask directions) > >4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK? >(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) > >(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) > >5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? >(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) > >6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? >(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) > >7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? >(don't know.....it never happened) > >(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) > >And the winner is: > >8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH >(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) DUCK!