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This guy goes into the unemployment office

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 20, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    To meet the terms of his probation this guy goes in to the office. He says to the man behind the counter, 'I'm looking for work."

    The man says ,"Wow have I got a job for you, I just got a call, this millionaire wants someone to drive his nympho daughter. You will have to live at the mansion and dress the part but the suits will be provided. When she takes one of her globe trotting party trips you will have to go. Oh yeah the job pays $200,000 per year."

    The guy says, "you are bulls***ing me!"

    The man says. "well YOU STARTED IT!"
     
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