A guy walks into a bar wearing a Vikings jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Vikings helmet on his head too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can me and my cat watch the Vikings game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together". The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Vikes kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey!, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."