This girl from school wants me to take her shooting

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  1. mr00jimbo

    mr00jimbo

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    She was giddy and had a bunch of questions about it.

    "What should I like, wear?"
    I told her to wear a shirt, preferably long sleeve that is not low cut.
    "Why can't I wear a low cut shirt?"
    "Because hot brass flies out from the gun and you don't want that going between your boobs."

    She was livid, "WHAT?! Hot brass shoots out of the gun!? So when cops are shooting somebody...hot brass like, comes out?!"
    Uh...

    Then of course, she asked what she will be shooting at.
    "Paper," I said.
    Then people always seem disappointed at the answer. :supergrin:

    Of course, for some reason newbies always want to know which guns can be deadly, and which ones can't. When she asked I told her, "Any of these has the potential to kill, so you have to be careful."

    She asked if we could use non-deadly ammo. So I said "Uh...what do you mean?"
    "Like isn't there like, bullets that will kill animals but not people..."
    "Not that I know of."
    "So we can't shoot non-deadly ammo? How about BB guns?"
    "If you want to shoot BB guns do it in your back yard."

    My head hurts.
     
  2. Steve0853

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    Sounds more like she wants to bear your children, but give her the benefit of the doubt anyway.

    At the very least, you might have the opportunity to head off a lifetime of her being anti-gun.

    At best, you might have found Mrs. jimbo.

    The most you know right now is that she wants to spend some time with you doing something that you enjoy.
     

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    harlenm Millennium Member

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    Sounds like she's being dingy for your benifit. Easy money says you can nail this chick.
     
  5. Beware Owner

    Beware Owner NOT a victim.

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    She just wants you to see her wear a low cut shirt while you stand behind her, your face close to hers so you can see the sight, er, sights, arms around her to show her how to shoot the gun, so she can turn around frolicking and happy to meet your face. Don't ask me how I know.
     
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  6. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    Jimbo,

    She's very interested in ya sir.

    Have fun at the range. Careful of that hot brass, sexual innuendo type connotation. :wavey:
     
  7. DR. HOUSE

    DR. HOUSE Everybody Lies

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    Take her into the woods and let her shoot your gun man............:whistling:
     
  8. Beware Owner

    Beware Owner NOT a victim.

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    You can tell she's not that afraid of getting hot brass spit into her low cut shirt.
     
  9. SIUC4

    SIUC4 Glockness

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    My GF started out the same way about a year ago, now I will be shooting with some buddies and have her go load up some mags and come out with the G22 and shoot...just takes a little patience when working with people who dont understand firearms or saftey.
     
  10. frank4570

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    Get rid of her pronto.

    She has no interest in guns at all. She is just using that as a line so she can have sex with you. Dump her.

     
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    Oh to be young and in school again. Sigh.

    Be responsible. The cost of a ND is extremely high. ;)
     
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    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    Que a visa-versa comment from ____?____ in 3... 2...
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    Good luck to ya my friend:faint:
     
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    hamster NRA Life Member

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    Well that's no fun, is it?
     
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    Haha That's great! :rofl:
     
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    Sounds like fun, I think. Just be safe (with the firearms and other wise).
     
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    If she's hot, you ought to be able to put up with it.

    I took a girl shooting once, low cut shirt, .22 brass ejected into her shirt and left a burn imprint of the side of the casing, pretty cool.

    Too bad she was looney.
     
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    Be safe and have fun!
    It's a great opportunity to educate someone who maybe clueless.