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this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan

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    lethal tupperwa

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    Subject: frog loan


    > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
    > her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
    >
    > So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and
    > go on a long vacation."
    >
    > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
    > borrow.
    >
    > The frog says "$30,000."
    >
    > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
    > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank
    > manager.
    >
    > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and
    > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if
    > he has anything he can use as collateral.
    >
    > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
    > elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
    >
    > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
    > manager and disappears int! o a back office. She finds the manager and
    > says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims
    > to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
    > collateral."
    > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > The bank manager looks back at her and says
    >
    > "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan.
    > His old man's a rolling stone."
    >
    >
    > (ba-dum.....bump!)
    >