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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    > A: Rename the mail folder to "Instruction manuals."
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    > Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    > A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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    > Q: Where do you go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
    > A: A mental hospital.
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    > Q: Why are husband like lawn mowers?
    > A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the
    > time.
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    > Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
    > A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new
    > car.
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    > Bernard Yaboff said "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the
    > same."
    >
    > Robin Williams said,"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
    > rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    >
    > Notice in the paper: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 4 volumes
    > excellent condition, no longer needed. Got married last week my wife
    > knows everything.
    >
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  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    some of them is a tad cruel;P
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I know okie, but a couple are pretty funny. I just thought I'd share.
     
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    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    are what oh master of relationships???