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Thirsty??? Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WINGS, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. WINGS

    WINGS CLM

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
    Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping
    to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old

    Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

    The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?

    They are only $5.

    The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need
    water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!

    ' OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want
    to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
    that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
    you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice c old water you need. Shalom.'

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
    he staggered back, almost dead.

    'Your *******ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'
     
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    Now that is really funny