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Think About It

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, May 17, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Think About It


    If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. Anonymous

    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.


    It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

    If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

    Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

    A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

    Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

    Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

    Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

    Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

    Have a great weekend!


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  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Aint that the truth man:)