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Things to ponder...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by BigBob, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. BigBob

    BigBob

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    Men are like a fine wine. They start out as sour grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they
    turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.....
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    Love is grand; divorce is several hundred grand.
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    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common....They should both be changed regularly -- and for the same reason.
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    Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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    It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
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    An Ole Miss coed said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all
    I needed was turn-signal fluid."
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    I'm so depressed... My Doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a
    new flagpole on a condemned building.
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    My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies
    could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will!? What will? I'm making a list of the people I
    wanna bite."