* If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? * If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? * Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? * What do chickens think we taste like? * What do people in China call their good plates? * What do you call a male ladybug? * What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? * When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? * Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? * Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? * Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? * Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? * Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? * Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? * Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? * If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? * Why is a bra singular and panties plural? * You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? * If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? * If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? * If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? * If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn your headlights on, what happens? * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? * Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? * What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? * Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? * If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? * If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?