Things to Ponder

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by P-Ratt, Sep 14, 2002.

  1. P-Ratt

    P-Ratt Got GLOCK?

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    Jul 29, 2002
    Back home in TX!!
    * If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
    * If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
    * Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
    * What do chickens think we taste like?
    * What do people in China call their good plates?
    * What do you call a male ladybug?
    * What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
    * When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    * Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    * Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    * Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
    * Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    * Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
    * Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
    * Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
    * Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
    * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
    * If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
    * Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
    * You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
    * If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
    * If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
    * If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
    * If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
    * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
    * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
    * Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    * What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
    * Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    * If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    * If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  2. vertigo7


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    Feb 11, 2002
    * How deep would the ocean be if it didn't have all those sponges in it?
    * What would a regular student desk look like if your legs bent the other way at the knee?

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    *Why do you park on driveways, and drive on parkways?
    *Those signs that say "Keep off the grass", how'd they get there?