Things Not To Say

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    "Things Not To Say To Your
    New Girlfriend's Parents"

    1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming
    effect on me.

    2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town
    yesterday?



    4. Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner
    market won't cash my welfare check!

    5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet
    for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

    6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable
    in my opinion.



    8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks
    expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with
    a safe already built in, didn't it?

    9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling
    of knowing your HIV test results are negative!
    I bet Sara's will be okay, too.

    10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure
    how long that cop car will stay lost.
     
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    "If my wife calls, tell her I'll buy the damn diapers on the way home!"
     

  3. Sharker

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    OK I will ask, what happened to 3 and seven? Have you been censored?
     
  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Dinner with the parents is finished,

    "Sara, get off you butt and clean the dishes!!!"

    ;N
     
  5. okie

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    Self censored;f