1. I don't do windows because .... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. ( I am compassionate) 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. ( I am careful and poor) 3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because. they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. ( I am imaginative) 4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. ( I am kind) 5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. ( I am fair minded) 6. I don't plant a garden because . I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. ( I am courteous) 7. I don't put things away because .. my family will never be able to find them again. ( I am considerate) 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. 9. I don't iron because . I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". ( I am trusting) 10. I don't stress much on anything because . "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW!! What a Ride!"