Things I Don't Do

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 10, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    1. I don't do windows because .... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. ( I am compassionate)

    2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. ( I am careful and poor)

    3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because. they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. ( I am imaginative)

    4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. ( I am kind)

    5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. ( I am fair minded)

    6. I don't plant a garden because . I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. ( I am courteous)

    7. I don't put things away because .. my family will never be able to find them again. ( I am considerate)

    8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

    9. I don't iron because . I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". ( I am trusting)

    10. I don't stress much on anything because . "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW!! What a Ride!"
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Aug 16, 2001
    Taunton, MA
    Hmmm. I always knew my wife secretly posted on this board. Hey, honey!