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Theresa Heinz-Kerry is HOT ! ! !

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    But only if you find all rich women hot.....
     
  2. MyGlockRocks

    MyGlockRocks SLABSIDER

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    Man, I don't even like their damn ketchup!;c
     

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    geminicricket NRA Life member

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    Do we have to call her "African-American"?
     
  4. ExNavyInHouston

    ExNavyInHouston PashnOfTheGlock

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    Sad to admit ... but I might sell out for a $100 millionaire widow wench liberal. God I hate me right now for saying that!!! ^2

    Navy
     
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    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    You marry her, then divorce and try to get half the money. :)

    Hey, if you're lucky...
     
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    JennYe

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    ExNavyInHouston PashnOfTheGlock

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    Is it just me or do you guys look at her and smell coffee and cigarettes?

    Or is that Wild Turkey and Swisher Sweets?

    Navy
     
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    Fungunner

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    Dear Lord!! What in the H - E double toothpicks did John Heinz even see in that woman??

    I mean, John Kerry-Heinz saw dollar signs, but surely, the original John could have done better. Guess Kerry's got the Portuguese vote sewn up.
     
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    Cava3r4

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    not to bad if you close your eyes!
     
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    Signal Zero

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    E-GAD Man! I wouldn't boink her with John Kerry's dink and Howard Dean pushing!
     
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    H-D&GLOCK Harley Rider

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    ROFLMAO ;i ;u ;9 ~1 ~1
     
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    KB4IFS MOLON LABE

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    Please use "two" bags and keep the lights off!
     
  13. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    So, nobody's curious to try all 57 varieties? ;P
     
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    Fungunner

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    I'm buying Hunts from now on, if that Heinz brand stuff does that to you...