There's a guy stalking me in the locker room...

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  1. misunderestimated

    misunderestimated

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    Why not just Man up and say "What the [email protected]#$ are you looking at weirdo"

    And make sure you have a friendly witness to confirm your story he attacked you first incase you have to go hands on with the weirdo
     
  2. MB-G26

    MB-G26 Ornery & Irreverent Lifetime Member

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    Or... you could always just break in to song...
     
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  3. Westexas

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    Tell him that you’re a space alien from Rigel 5. Tell him you’re looking for an apprentice probe specialist and ask if he’s interested.

    Pretty sure he won’t bother you again.
     
  4. NMG26

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    What thread did I miss?
     
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  5. JArthurD

    JArthurD Silver Member

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    This will be more effective with statement like...

    “Does this look infected to you?”
     
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  6. Zonny

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    My daughter-in-law that managed an LA Fitness will tell you of the time she had to dissuade a female patron from doing yoga posses in the sauna, butt naked (of course) and in front of several others.

    Men, so I'm told, are just more prone to 'release' the 'testosterone' built up during their workout. Hint: make certain to ALWAYS wear shower shoes. You have no idea what you're standing in.
     
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  7. R*E

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    Just focus on your phone, keep tapping away and ignore him. He will eventually leave. :drink:
     
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  8. treg

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    Maybe he is the gym manager...
     
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  9. BradD

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  10. Flying-Dutchman

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    That is the main reason I never used the showers at the gym; athlete's foot.

    And a gym shower is a place an exhibitionist can exhibit legally. Unfortunately it is never a pleasant sight.
     
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  11. uzimon

    uzimon Daca is caca

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    ffd.jpg

    Or maybe not so tenderly.
    Could go either way
     
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  12. Ramjet38

    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    Just shoot him and be done with it.
     
  13. Gfive45

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    ...just ignore him.

    :aodnsb:
     
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  14. Chui

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    Might depend on his reaction.




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  15. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    You're funny looking. :shower:

    Turn off "safe search" and google for images, I'm guessing there might be pics.
     
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    An old classic response to people staring is to stare right back, eye to eye, and then pick your nose. And I mean trying to get all the way to the first nuckle. 99.9% will immediately look away.

    Weirdos won't.

    And therein lies your answer as to whether to report or not.

    Remember to wash your hands afterwards. :)
     
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    hammerkill Allegheny General

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    The gym I go to is has plenty of these types. He is sizing you up. Do not confront him. Just ignore him and He will move on.
     
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  19. R.B. Riddick

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    Sounds like you have a new BFF and you better not drop the soap;)

    I am at they gym 4-5 times a week, and I would not worry about the newbie because most of them will eventually stop coming (no pun) in about 2 months. I would ignore him and do your workout and leave.
     
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