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There were two brothers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    . One was very good and tried to always live
    > right and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all
    > the things that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt.
    > The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since he
    > loved him despite his ways.
    > Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven.
    > Everything was beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very happy.
    > One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him
    > there. God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life
    > and went to Hell instead.
    > The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to see
    > his brother. So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and
    > there was his brother. He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer
    > under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.
    > Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me
    > into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I
    > don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does
    > he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde? It hardly seems like a
    > punishment."
    > God said unto him,
    > "Things are not always as they seem, my son.
    > The keg has a hole in it; the blonde doesn't. "