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There was an old professor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After
    one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out
    the next time he started.

    The professor got wind of this plot, so the nextmorning he walked in and
    said:

    "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in
    India?"

    With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

    "Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until
    tomorrow!"
     
  2. WolfmanGK

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