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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by buckshot, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. buckshot

    buckshot Millennium Member

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    A redneck farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

    The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.

    "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and hrew it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That's bad, but funny. I didn't get it for 2 seconds.
     

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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    SPG Millennium Member

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    As a Motor cop; OUCH spg;G
     
  5. DaHaMac

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    hehehe

    Makes a point to, sometimes semantics do matter.
     
  6. master tigon

    master tigon to deep for you

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    lol. That is awful, but a keeper.