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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 8, 2004.

  1. okie

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    There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish.

    They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."

    "No, you may choose first." And this goes on for a while.

    Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first," and he takes the BIG piece of fish.

    The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!"

    The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?"

    The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course."

    The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"