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There’s trouble brewing, guys

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ShutterBug, Jan 26, 2003.

  1. ShutterBug

    ShutterBug

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    MUNICH, Germany (AP)

    --Beer suspected to contain female hormones.

    You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe’s annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints or beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn’t perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
    No further testing in planned.
     
  2. jose_cuervo

    jose_cuervo ContracThriller

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    That is hilarious! ;i ;i ;i
     

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    damn n i had a few last night ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c
     
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